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Eminem as nurse:May I have your attention please?May I have your attention please?Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here..Y'all act like you never seen a white person beforeJaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the doorAnd started whoopin' her ass worse than beforeThey first were divorce, throwin' her over furniture (Ahh!)It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)Feminist women love Eminem {*vocal turntable:chigga chigga chigga*} "Slim Shady, I'm sick of himLook at him, walkin' around grabbin' his you-know-whatFlippin' the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head looseBut no worse, than what's goin' on in your parents' bedroomsSometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can'tBut it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose"My bum is on ya lips, my bum is on ya lips"And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kissAnd that's the message that we deliver to little kidsAnd expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris isOf course they gonna know what intercourse isBy the time they hit fourth gradeThey got the Discovery Channel don't they?"We ain't nothin' but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibalsWho cut other people open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*}But if we can hump dead animals and antelopesThen there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope{*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidoteWomen wave ya pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goesChorus(2x):I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,Please stand up, please stand up?Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!You think I give a damn about a Grammy?Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairsSo I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred DurstAnd hear 'em argue over who she gave head to firstLittle bitch put me on blast on MTV"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"I should download her audio on MP3And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD {*AHHH!*}I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy meSo I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}And there's a million of us just like meWho cuss like me; who JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK like meWho dress like me; walk, talk and act like meAnd just might be the next best thing but not quite me!ChorusI'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin' youThings you joke about wit ya friends inside your livin' roomThe only difference is I got the balls to say itIn front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at allI just get on the mike and spit itAnd whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just shittin'Betta than ninety percent of you rappers out canThen you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiumsIt's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin' when I'm thirtyI'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirtingPinchin' nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with JergensAnd I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workin'And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'He could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings{*HACH*} Or in the parkin' lot, circlin'Screamin', "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!"Wit his windows down and his system upSo, will the real Shady please stand up?And put one of those fingers on each hand up?And be proud to be outta your mind and outta controlAnd one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?Chorus (2x)Ha haGuess there's a Slim Shady in all of usFuck it, let's all stand up

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